BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
Recent work (previously featured) by Eckart Hahn:
King Kill 33°
io come marilyn manson, asd
Slutgarden - Marilyn Manson
When I said we,
You know I meant me.
And when I said sweet,
I meant dirty.
Oh, jeez. She was doing the eye thing. … Nice.
Hades crossed his arms while shifting his weight onto one side. A smirk tugged at his lips as he replied, “Truthfully? I’d have to say only sometimes.”
"Sometimes as in most nights when you tried to drift off to sleep?" She crooned, playful as always - a single arachnid finger trailing itself down his chest as her pacing came to a stop. "Maybe that shit coupon will come in handy…”